my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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