I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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