talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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