Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
These tits shall not be calmed
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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