David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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