I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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