We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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