I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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