Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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