Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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