everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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