we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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