5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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