do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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