batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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