I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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