I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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