Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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