I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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