Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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