how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
