Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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