ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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