did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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