ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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