I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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