phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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