I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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