saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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