I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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