We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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