The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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