He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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