We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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