I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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