As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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