guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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