I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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