We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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