Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i think my cat just said my name.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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