Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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