I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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