So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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