How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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