the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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