Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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