theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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