are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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