i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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