Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I need water and some morals
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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