do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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